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; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Person one:Ive Come to make an announcement ;

Person two:oh god not again
by Celestia_bunni December 10, 2021
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a word to describe anything thats well...tsugurific!It can also be used to describe something thats amazing,or terrific.

originates from the character Tsugumi Hazawa of the band Afterglow from Bandori,or know in english as BanG Dream! Girls Band Party.
person one: Did you hear about the news? My friend got the new 4 star Moca card!Isn't that so tsugurific?
person two:Yeah! God i wish i were them, Moca's the only afterglow member im missing.
by Celestia_bunni January 16, 2022
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