An amoral horse-faced harpy who frequently spews outrageous hate speech in order to profit from those that the nation's schools tragically failed. Also known to invoke Christianity despite the fact that Jesus would not hesitate to repeatedly back a truck over her.
by Darq Gus December 13, 2008
The fucking anti-Christ. Proof of the coming of the end of the world. She is a cunt in every sense of the word.
Ann Coulter is a cunt.
by Scared for his life September 6, 2007
Only non-lethal in small doses, Ann Coulter is the revolutionary new laxitive* from CuntCo. When you seriously need to blow it out your ass, call CuntCo.
*Warning, side effects may include, explosive diarrhea, projectile vomiting, severe uncontrollable laughter/urination, oily flatulence, Cerebral hemmorhage, and heart failure.
*Warning, side effects may include, explosive diarrhea, projectile vomiting, severe uncontrollable laughter/urination, oily flatulence, Cerebral hemmorhage, and heart failure.
Gee honey, I haven't shit for a week, I'm starting to get worried, Do we have any Ann Coulter in the cupboard?
Here Jack, but remember just a little bit. Your brother Bill took twice the dosage and exploded in his clothes. That Ann Coulter is some high powered bullshit.
Here Jack, but remember just a little bit. Your brother Bill took twice the dosage and exploded in his clothes. That Ann Coulter is some high powered bullshit.
by CannabisLecter April 14, 2007
A vile, pernicious, toxic, disgusting, venomous, rat-brained uber-bitch who gives the epithet "cunt" a bad name.
a.k.a. #1 - The pure hell that can be inflicted on society when a planned trans-gender assignment is botched through medical incompetence (check that Adam's Apple - it's as big as a friggin' b-ball).
a.k.a. #2 - The pea-brained illicit love child of Adolf Hitler and Ayn Rand. 'Slander' = 'Mein Kampf' v. 2006.
a.k.a. #3 - The brown residue that occasionally adheres stubbornly to your toilet bowl refusing to wash down the drain even after repeated flushings.
a.k.a. #1 - The pure hell that can be inflicted on society when a planned trans-gender assignment is botched through medical incompetence (check that Adam's Apple - it's as big as a friggin' b-ball).
a.k.a. #2 - The pea-brained illicit love child of Adolf Hitler and Ayn Rand. 'Slander' = 'Mein Kampf' v. 2006.
a.k.a. #3 - The brown residue that occasionally adheres stubbornly to your toilet bowl refusing to wash down the drain even after repeated flushings.
"Honestly Honey, can you just once go to the throne without leaving those disgusting Ann Coulters behind you?"
by Cleetus Awreetus Awrightus November 5, 2006
A bimbo who can state unreliable facts.
Good persuasive speaker however makes several errors on national television.
If she really is conservative, then she would not be stating facts as a liberal. Liberals uprise facts that are being hidden in society, conservatives should not act in such manner. She is condescending to the conservatives because when she speaks about political views, its not really even apparent what side she is on. Undeniably selfish for the attention.
Hates the "french- speaking" canadians, likes "english- speaking" canadians, then all of a sudden "canada should be happy we allow them to exist". So she likes them, but wants to take them over? "Yes but no". She cannot make up her mind.
Good persuasive speaker however makes several errors on national television.
If she really is conservative, then she would not be stating facts as a liberal. Liberals uprise facts that are being hidden in society, conservatives should not act in such manner. She is condescending to the conservatives because when she speaks about political views, its not really even apparent what side she is on. Undeniably selfish for the attention.
Hates the "french- speaking" canadians, likes "english- speaking" canadians, then all of a sudden "canada should be happy we allow them to exist". So she likes them, but wants to take them over? "Yes but no". She cannot make up her mind.
by exoticass October 2, 2005
by honestmike October 24, 2012
A bitch who enjoys 2 girls 1 cup and gets off to 4 girls fingerpaint. She bashes Liberals and non-Christians for no apparent reason apart from inflating her own ego. A little-known fact is that she's a succubus, albeit an ugly one with a huge Adam's Apple because she used to be an incubus. She wrote a shitty book that no one read, because her supporters are too stupid to read. Her book is known in Germany as Mein Kampf.
That Ann Coulter should be hanged, drawn, and quartered. Each of the four quarters should be quartered as well and fed to piranhas. Whatever's left should serve four consecutive life sentences.
by Liberal Pride August 17, 2008