Jerry Falwell with better legs. A venomous moonbat who churns out hate sludge that is consumed by dumb nationalists who don like ta think, but like to have their opinions/hatred validated. Ann Coulter writes the same book over and over, but her readers don't seem to notice, and repeatedly turn over that $23 they earned driving the Doritos truck. This woman has praised everything from Joseph McCarthy to apartheid and is a stain and embarrassment to Conservativism.
by J. Michael Dungheap April 26, 2006
by shyjason August 14, 2005
A woman who's made a career out of making fun of people who believe in freedom and the Bill of Rights.
Ann Coulter wielded the strap-on while Pat Robertson slumped beneath her sturdy thighs, his fingers grasping a .45 and the King James Bible, as they chanted in tandem "kill them all."
by Isabel J. November 11, 2005
The act of shitting while standing up, named after Ann Coulter because your butthole is unbelievably tight, you spew shit everywhere, and, when your done, everyone hates you.
Person 1: Bro, I wouldn't go into the bathroom, someone was just Ann Coultering in there.
Person 2: IN A STARBUCKS! HAS THE WORLD LOST THERE MIND!
Person 1: I know bro, teens and their trends these days.
Person 2: IN A STARBUCKS! HAS THE WORLD LOST THERE MIND!
Person 1: I know bro, teens and their trends these days.
by BigSmex November 16, 2018
Take this for example: On Fifth estate, she said that the Canadian Army sent forces to Vietnam during the Vietnam war (we didn't just to let you know), and argued like a republican dumbass to try and defend her point. Then she insulted the host of Fifth Estate, knowing that she had been proven a dumbass on Canadian TV.
by chrisguy April 12, 2005
Coulter's Snatch:
We’re involved in a cultural war
The country’s torn apart like never before
And try as I might, I see no end in sight
I search my soul and I roam my heart
And when enlightened know the place to start
Compassion, forgiveness and communication
That would take a bigger person than me
I’m the first to admit it you see
So you ask me what I think
I think Ann Coulter’s got a cunt that stinks
Let’s engage her in debate, let’s make her deny it
Chat on Meet the Press, announce it on Fox
Ann Coulter’s got one stinky box
It wouldn’t take much to get the country to buy it
I used to be disgusted, now I’m pissed
I’m ashamed that it’s come to this
Rush Limbaugh likes to suck pig dick
swine penis for Rush will do the trick
Everybody knows Rumsfeld forces sex with tots
God bless the First Amendment, I’d be sued for libel
George W Bush masturbates to the bible
And Condoleezza likes eating pussy a lot
There are some douches that’ll never fail ya
Lest they come up against Ann’s genitalia
You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
You’ve met your match
I admit I get a kick out of talking
‘Bout Coulter’s snatch.
You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
I’ll end the fight
Every time you be looking at Ann you’re thinking
“Something don’t smell right”
We’re involved in a cultural war
The country’s torn apart like never before
And try as I might, I see no end in sight
I search my soul and I roam my heart
And when enlightened know the place to start
Compassion, forgiveness and communication
That would take a bigger person than me
I’m the first to admit it you see
So you ask me what I think
I think Ann Coulter’s got a cunt that stinks
Let’s engage her in debate, let’s make her deny it
Chat on Meet the Press, announce it on Fox
Ann Coulter’s got one stinky box
It wouldn’t take much to get the country to buy it
I used to be disgusted, now I’m pissed
I’m ashamed that it’s come to this
Rush Limbaugh likes to suck pig dick
swine penis for Rush will do the trick
Everybody knows Rumsfeld forces sex with tots
God bless the First Amendment, I’d be sued for libel
George W Bush masturbates to the bible
And Condoleezza likes eating pussy a lot
There are some douches that’ll never fail ya
Lest they come up against Ann’s genitalia
You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
You’ve met your match
I admit I get a kick out of talking
‘Bout Coulter’s snatch.
You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
I’ll end the fight
Every time you be looking at Ann you’re thinking
“Something don’t smell right”
by sdkskdfdg February 3, 2009
She has all the charm of a rattlesnake. She has all the compassion of a New York City subway mugger. She has the evil intelligence of Eva Braun. She has the diction of a recovering alcoholic. The manners of a twitchy recovering drug addict. She uses her anorexic sex-appeal to charm Neanderthal men (and some women) into believing her outrageous lies and falsehoods. (The real question is does she lie or just not know?)
Anne Coulter is like the boorish relative that you hope doesn't show up to the family reunion. Anne Coulter is like the car crash that you saw on the high way that you hated to see, but looked at anyway.
Anne Coulter is a symptom of what is wrong with this country and the so called 'Main Stream Media'. Filled with postulating hypocrites blowing their opinions rather then the facts acting like the flame that draws the moth in closer and closer.
America is not served by having Anne Coulter and her genre of deficient 'intellectuals' flaunting their lack of knowledge from venues as banal as Fox News. Her grasp of history is extremely weak. Her writings are filled with biased and wildly inaccurate tangents that make her the darling of the right who push their brand of 'reality' onto the unsuspecting public for their own gain.
She is part of what people that still think call 'the Right Wing Echo Chamber'...
Anne Coulter is like the boorish relative that you hope doesn't show up to the family reunion. Anne Coulter is like the car crash that you saw on the high way that you hated to see, but looked at anyway.
Anne Coulter is a symptom of what is wrong with this country and the so called 'Main Stream Media'. Filled with postulating hypocrites blowing their opinions rather then the facts acting like the flame that draws the moth in closer and closer.
America is not served by having Anne Coulter and her genre of deficient 'intellectuals' flaunting their lack of knowledge from venues as banal as Fox News. Her grasp of history is extremely weak. Her writings are filled with biased and wildly inaccurate tangents that make her the darling of the right who push their brand of 'reality' onto the unsuspecting public for their own gain.
She is part of what people that still think call 'the Right Wing Echo Chamber'...
No, Anne, Canada did not send troops to Vietnam. The reason why Anne hasn't gotten back to the Canadian journalist is because Anne Coulter exists in a venal world dancing to her masters tune and she doesn't have to admit that she is wrong. Such asmissions would easily fill their own rather large book. Sure to be a best seller to all thinking beings in the once great nation known as 'The United States'. Other examples are far to numerous to list here...
by gonzoid March 28, 2005