one who is arrogant, rude, and 100% of the time an asshole. Tends to bitch like a female hence the word "madam" gets really drunk and makes everyone look better around him. if you see such a person... run away.
if you conversate with a Madam Ankers, you will know nothing as to what it is saying. brace yourself.

I beilieve the above people are complete and utter w*ankers. You can all f*ck right off. Romford is a town maybe overrun by rudies but its got more cultures than your sh*tholes. No more nob head greebos/goths/grungers leaving thier opinion on this legend of an area. An as for gettin stabbed the people gettin done are probly askin 4 it

n.
1. A person who deals with the sale and purchase of battery hens and cockerels.
2. Someone who annoys you so much, you decide to spread random rumours about them illiciting sexual favours, including sucking cock
3. An insult slightly less offensive to the general public than cunt or fuckwit.

The word used to describe retards and cretins who post on the full speed alone guestbook, and then have such little to live for that they make up new words on Urban Dictionary.

A mythical being rarely seen by human eyes oweing to the fact that it enjoys copious amounts of solitude either at a desk (usually featuring a computer with access to sporting statistics) or in an armchair with a box of wine or crate of Stella.

One will often be able to hear the cry of a Mudd while in a common place such as a kitchen. Common callings include the phrases include "ANKERS," "TIT," "SHUT UP," and "ANYMORE OF THAT AND YOU'LL BE IN THE BOOK!" These may sound similar to someone who suffers from Tourette's syndrome.

It is well known that the Mudd enjoys hunting for jailbait and declairing itself as "always right." It is currently believed to have an intelligence level on a parr with an assistant manager of a common fast-food outlet.