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1.
God like figure.
by Anonymous April 29, 2003
 
2.
A word used to describe females who appear attractive from from far away but are notably unnattractive when they are near. (Looks good from 50)

The word is derived from the Eagles place kicker David Akers who is known for kicking long field goals.

It's a Philly thing...
"What do you think of that girl?"

"She's an Akers"
by McDaygos September 09, 2008
 
3.
The most amazing teacher in the entire world. Always caring and loving and happy. Makes students feel like what they have to say is important.
Everyone has a teacher like an Akers

"My favourite teacher is like Akers."
by Abbigayle Maureen March 24, 2010
 
4.
Dumpy geek.Doesn't know what contraception is for(or how to use it).Maybe it keeps falling off? (due to inverted penis)Good at catching floppy disk with his teeth(well, forehead.)
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
 
5.
Rather strange looking species who holiday's in Peterhead, when not collecting money with young male cadets!
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
 
6.
Gay brummy scum!
by Anonymous April 28, 2003