anger wank 

The practice of a wank when one is pissed off, or thinking angry thoughts. Similar to a power wank in that maximum force is exerted on one's wang.

Dude 1: Man, my girlfriend pissed me off yesterday, she wouldn't put out so I went home and had an anger wank.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I know how it feels.

anger wank by Captain//Fantastic September 16, 2008

Anger wanking 

The act of leaving an argument to go and vent anger through wanking

Guy 1: Where's Dan disappeared to?

Guy 2: We told him he's gay.

Guy 3: So he ran off to go and have an anger wank.

Guy 1: Ah man he's always anger wanking.

Anger wanking by THEHOUGHSTERs April 23, 2011

Angel Hair Wank 

The art of sneaking up to someone with white hair and cutting a lock of their hair and then wrapping it around ur cock and masturbating with it. Named so because all angels have white hair

Luke: Man cut a lock of his hair out, i need an angel hair wank.

James: Forget that i've got a fresh bag at home from the hairdressers

Angel Hair Wank by lionface23 January 17, 2009

Angel Hair Wank 

The process of cutting a lock of hair off of someone with white hair (specifically King Nugle himself if you want the ultimate masturbation pleasure). One can obtain the hair while waiting when an angel is getting his/her hair cut and collecting the hair off the floor, or the more fun way, sneaking into an angel's room and cutting a lock straight off while they're asleep when the hair is fresh. Fresh angel hair provides a softer stronger jizz explosion.

Luke: Sssshh, don't wake Oli i haven't had an angel hair wank for too long. Leave him alone!

James: Sorry, i just really love sucking dick

Angel Hair Wank by lionface April 4, 2009

angerwank 

Act of masturbation when one is angry. This act is used when one needs to cool of, thus to relieve stress, an act of angerwanking is used.

"Holy shite, i gonna rip that guys head off!!"
"Chill out winston, go have an angerwank fool!"

angerwank by rodgerzzz January 23, 2008

Angerwank 

When you jerk off thinking about something or someone you hate. Reasons may include anything from simple stress relief, to a sado-masochistic mindset, to anything in between.

2020 is wack asf. Just want to facefuck COVID 19 & 2020 til they puke, and I blow my wad down their throats. Fuck it. Just going to angerwank.

Angerwank by BiHexual December 10, 2020