android

A cell phone characterized by its short battery life.

Person 1: Dude, can I use your android phone to make a call?
Person 2: Sorry man, my phone has a dead battery, even though I just charged it two hours ago.

by dirtydog123 November 10, 2010

android

IOS's competing mobile operating system. Its very likely for phones that are not made by apple to run android. Android and IOS are the only 2 big players in the world of mobile OS's. Android is owned by google, a data hungry corporation, while the competition is owned by a maker of expensive products. If you want to have a modern phone that doesn't love invading your data, but isn't over priced like apple, good luck. Android has many devout fans that put down iPhone users.

android is better than iphones!

but android is the operating system, and iphone is a product. can people not chose what they want?

by johjo September 17, 2019

android

crap

I want to throw this android phone against the wall. It will hit the wall faster than it will tell me "hey you got a phone call"

by Iknowthis November 6, 2014

android

the worst thing to ever exist because APPLE IS BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!stoopid

I have a iphone 8 because android SUCKS

by daggerpepper March 13, 2019

android

android is the most garbo phone ever on this planet earth and is the bitten spat out part of the apple logo and is a disgrace to humans and has the most garbage lasting battery ever

friend: "yo i got android phone"
Me an intellectual: *smacks phone on ground and poops on it*
friend: "thank you"

by Oscarboi420 April 12, 2019

android

a disgrace

Android User: wow look i got a samsung galaxy s8 !
iPhone User: never speak to me again

by pglays December 27, 2018

Android

Google operating software for mobile phones, smartphones and tablets. Biggest rival of Apple's iPhone and Windows Mobile, although Windows Mobile is actually too tiny to be considered a competitor.

Current releases:

Cupcake Android 1.5
Donut Android 1.6
Eclair Android 2.1
Froyo Android 2.2

Future releases (October 2010):

Gingerbread Android 3.0
Honeycomb Android 3.5
Ice Cream Android 4.0

A: Why don't you get yourself an iPhone?

B: no way dude, Android for life!

by Milanifan October 16, 2010