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1. An automaton in the form of a human being.
2. Google's new open source operating system (OS) for smart phones. Currently the only phone with this OS is the HTC G1 provided by T-Mobile.
1. That guy must be an android to do math like that!
2. I hear the G1's android OS is what's going to make the G1 the iPhone killer!
by SacTu November 29, 2008
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A being that resembles a human or other living being.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavior of and/or look like a human or other living being.

Androids that mimic people are called humanoids.
If the anime show has a science-fiction theme, it will most likely contain an android of some kind, be it animal, plant, or human.
by AYB April 03, 2003
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A cell phone characterized by its short battery life.
Person 1: Dude, can I use your android phone to make a call?
Person 2: Sorry man, my phone has a dead battery, even though I just charged it two hours ago.
by dirtydog123 November 10, 2010
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The popular independent music label, Android Music Group
www.androidmusicgroup.com

Me: Yo! Did you hear that new track from KaeB yet?
Tim: Ya, I heard it. Android Music Group is boss.
Me: Ya man Spade went ham on the beat.
Tim: Butter went off on the the engineer work too.
Me: good thing they have DJ trey, Madman and DJ YB too, like for reall man.
by Matthoffistheboss January 19, 2012
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A mobile phone OS engineered by Google to make consumers believe they have something which is cooler than an iPhone.

This illusion is actually an effect of a deep-seated bitterness that is brought about an inability to purchase a more expensive and flashy iPhone.
Guy 1: Dude, is that the new phone your parents bought you?

Guy 2: Hell yeah! It runs on Android OS which is 10x more functional and COOLER than the iPhone! My parents are the best!

Guy 1: Oh yeah? Well check out this new iPhone 4 my parents bought me!

Guy 2: *Cries and runs away*
by xaviDM August 14, 2011
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I want to throw this android phone against the wall. It will hit the wall faster than it will tell me "hey you got a phone call"
by Iknowthis November 05, 2014
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An operating system that has ripped off iOS and Symbian OS.

Claimed by users to be an original product, but the creators of the OS publicly admitted by Chris DeSalvo, who worked alongside Andy Rubin at Danger before joining Google to build its mobile OS, says that the iPhone's announcement forced everyone on his team to realize that they "are going to have to start over."

They also claim everything is perfect with Android even in light of obvious issues like lag, storage self filling, phone slowdown the more it is used, the worst message service ever produced to name but a few.

The real reason the owners of Android devices use them is because there is nothing else that comes close to iOS, and with a history of hating Apple because they can't afford a decent computer, and were suckled on Hatorade. Normally work in a boring admin job with few prospects and hate on people with jobs in creative fields.

Claims of 'innovation' but just name Apps from the Apple App Store, or they just don't understand what the word really means.

They have a high tolerance to pleather, plastic.
This is a real example of a real conversation I had with an Android user.

HaemarRoid: my phone is much better than an iPhone
Me: really, lets have a look.
HaemarRoid: yeah, but you can't see the screen in daylight. (we were in the garden)
Me: and what are the white bobbles on the screen?
Android: oh that's the touch sensor, which doesn't work with multi-touch.

Me: Oh, okay, my iPhone works in daylight and has a screen that works properly without the bobbles.
HaemarRoid: I mean the next one to come out will work properly.
Me: Oh, okay!
by Andy Rubin February 09, 2014
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