Generally, the sirname of a pretty average family-
usually consisting of 4 to 5 members
The mother who is full of common sense and knowledge but when confronted by a maths question, a look will strike them as if they've just landed. Usually left to do the housework, then refuses to do it anymore, then can't stand living in a dump. Loves her children dearly, to an irritating extent.

The father, a slightly overweight individual with above average intelligence, who doesn't know how old his children are or in fact when their birthdays are. Is easily won over, and likes birds.

Child No.1, under average intelligence, popular with the fellow under averages. Takes after mother.

Child No.2 Over average intelligence, but can't be bothered to exceed. Unlucky- but lives by the song line that "everything little thing, will be alright" Takes after father.

Child No.3 The milkmans child. No-one knows where this one came from. Knows where half the countries are on a map, and have a specific group of weird friends, but is very funny.
Mother: I'M NOT DOING IT ANYMORE
Child No.2 : No-ones forcing you to do it
Mother: *gradually witnesses the house being destroyed*
Mother: *tidies*
Child No.3: Why am I a part of the Andrews family?
by BritishReject April 02, 2011
A male who typically is conceited and/or cocky. Usually hot and smart but a total slut. Liked by most.
Wow, that Andrew is hot but he's slept with 28 girls in the past year.
by buttercuppppppppppppppp August 01, 2010
A fairly tall goodlooking guy
Lies about running marathons

Has really bad forehead wrinkles
Is sweet when he wants to be

Great laugh
Usually calls girls arseholes

Best shag you'll get
"man , im jealous she banged Andrew"
by Hsbab September 17, 2014
The biggest asshole you will meet . At first he will charm you and You'll be whipped. don't ever fall for him. He will cheat and cheat. Lie about everything he can. You'll think he means No harm. But he enjoys your pain. When all said & done he doesn't give a fuck. Off to screw the next girl over.
Did he really just kiss my bestfriend?

Yeah bitch. Of course it's Andrew should've expected it.
by burnhoeburn July 13, 2014
hands down the coolest guy friend ever. He's short and a little on the awkward side, but he is extremely sweet and the best friend a girl can have. Plays the drums and loves history...Andrew is crazy smart and always has something interesting to say. Did I mention he's absolutely gorgeous too?
I am very lucky that Andrew is my boyfriend ☺♥☺
by andyisflippingamazing February 16, 2013
An Andrew is a very crazy person! Great fun and we all wish we knew one. Sometimes he can be a complete retard but lots of fun. Lots of girls like an Andrew because he isn't like any others.
Person 1: "who is that person over there? They look really crazy"

Person 2: "I'm guessing that's an Andrew"
by I am a very cool person August 05, 2012
andrew is always a sweet, caring yet smart guy. he knows what he wants and will treat any girl the way they should be, with respect. he is very cute and will often send you selfies just to be cute and make you smile.
andrew is amazing:$
by lildawg July 24, 2012

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