Indonesia 

A beautiful country consists of more than 17.000 islands. It has hundreds ethnic groups as well as regional languages, that makes most of the people are at least bilingual. Indonesia is a home of second world's various biodiversity, and is very rich of cultural diversity. It's now fighting to get its position as the next global economic power.

Most of the population are Muslims, If you wanna see the real face of Islam, come to Indonesia. Only ignorant people will say that Indonesia is a terrorist paradise. In Indonesia, you can easily found Muslims live peacefully with people of other religions.

A: Why are Muslims are identical to terrorism?
B: Muslims are like bees, mate! They can get angry if you disturb their home! But they are surely friendly when you don't disturb them.
A: So, where can I find the undisturbed ones?
B: Go to Indonesia! Only an asshole tries to bomb such a peaceful country.

Indonesia by wagiman August 15, 2011

analnesia 

When you wake up in the morning after a rough night of drinking and realize you had anal sex the night before. But you can't remember the action or how it happened.

Damn, I must have gotten analnesia because I don't remember that butt sex at all.

analnesia by MissTish1114 February 18, 2009

Indonesia 

4th most populous country in the world, largest muslim nation and where Mi Goreng was invented.

guy 1 : So is Mi Goreng Australian?
guy 2 : No it's Indonesian!

Indonesia by cfcgirl1 December 29, 2009

Indonesia 

This country was invaded by the Japs and Dutch. Also Indonesia better than Malaysia. Bali is in here. What does Malaysia have?

Sigmanesian: "Indonesia is beautiful."
Malaysiabeta: "No."

Indonesia by drier than the atacama February 8, 2022

Indonesian Restraunt 

Great restraunt serving authentic indo food on Race Street in Philadelphia's chinatown section. you can usually expect to see several waiters in very nice clothes running around. it is a great place with fine food and decour. they also own cafe pandawan lima in south philly. expect to pay about 25 - 30 dollars per person.

damn the indonesia restraunt is expensive!

Indonesian Restraunt by TapRootDan August 21, 2005

Adnesia 

While watching a show recorded on a DVR (Tivo, etc), repeatedly forgetting to fast-forward past the advertisements because you forget you're not watching live TV.

"Dude, do you have adnesia or something? This is the third time we're watching the commercials. It's Tivo, skip ahead!"

Adnesia by Tugrik March 7, 2009

Indonesian Splash Party 

When you sit on the toilet to poop, but you pee first, and then when your crap lands in the water, it splashes the pee into your ass crack.

Bro, I'm having a horrible day, I failed my exam, I got a parking ticket, and I had an Indonesian Splash Party.

Indonesian Splash Party by Ozzieman321 January 30, 2010