Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

jlambie and her bambi

The critically-aclaimed adult film about one girl and the love for her pet deer, Ken. Stars Jess Lambie and Ken. It's a must-see

Man 1: Dude check out the rack on this chick
Man 2: Oh sweet, that's that girl from jlambie and her bambi isn't it?
Man 3: *Jizzes*
Man 1: speters what you doing here?
Man 3: New7on is the don

jlambie and her bambi by Kanye-West's-Inspiration June 17, 2009

Pamela hand and her five friends 

To masturbate.
A sad persons way of saying they dont have a sexual partner.

'Tonight i'm going on a date with Pamela Hand and her five friends'

Pamela hand and her five friends by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

rosey palm and her five sisters  

usually to be a guy's palm and his five fingers, insinuating masturbation

guy 1- so who are you having over tonight?
guy 2- rosey palm and her five sisters

rosey palm and her five sisters by mandonna October 11, 2008

Mia and her harmonica 

the greatest harmonica player (or person) to ever grace planet earth

Person1: "hey did you hear Mia and her harmonica's new album? It's so great!"
Person2: "no, I do not know who Mia F is because I am an idiot who lives under a rock"
Person3: "it's the best album ever! go and listen to it RIGHT NOWWWWW!"

Mia and her harmonica by miaharmonicastan12345 June 13, 2021

Mrs. Palm and her five daughters 

Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)

"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"

Mrs. Palm and her five daughters by anon August 18, 2003

Pam and her 5 sisters 

This means having a wank! Jerking off! Pam being your "palm" and 5 sisters being your "5 fingers"

I watched some porn last night dude and ended up getting out Pam and her 5 sisters!

Pam and her 5 sisters by Glasgow Hotty May 20, 2009