youtube and yank 

when you're too poor to afford netflix and too repulsive for anyone to "chill" with and you have to resort to jacking off while watching youtube

Jeremy couldn't afford Netflix which drove all the girls away so he had to youtube and yank in the corner of his 35 sq. ft. 2 star apartment in Tennessee.

youtube and yank by poopy norbat April 10, 2016

youtube and yank 

Another version of Netflix and chill but dude is so broke that he can not afford Netflix so therefore he must use YouTube

Matt asked me to come over for some [youtube and yank}

youtube and yank by Special cock April 8, 2016

yank and crank

The pulling off of a condom in order to produce the money shot.

I did the old yank and crank and filled her belly button to the brim!

yank and crank by ProfX August 1, 2012

Yank and Stank 

The act of (male) masterbation while sitting on the toilet taking a poop.

I was running late this morning, so to kill two birds with one stone I pulled a Yank and Stank.

Yank and Stank by crn-dog September 12, 2005

Yank and Bank 

To perform the yank and bank one must be having sex in a "doggy style" position with a woman that has a pony tail. Right before the moment of ecstasy the man yanks on the woman's pony tail and turns their two bodies to the left or right. This is a favorite move of pilots.

Pilot 1: I was in Chicago last night between flights and pulled the yank and bank on that super fly flight attendant.

Pilot 2: Man the yank and bank is so dope!

Yank and Bank by Mr Bigillsworth February 22, 2010

Yank and Milk 

When a man yanks or pulls on his male organ in such a way as to increase both the overall length and girth of his manhood. Followed by milking or massaging his prostrate gland as a practice towards more pleasurable and fulfilling sexual experiences.

Dan's morning shower ritual consists on a 10 minute yank and milk session.

Yank and Milk by Randi Skye February 12, 2013

Yank and Pull 

Two brothers that are always trying to get the last laugh and cause really annoing small problems that just piss you off over time.

(Usually only one will get in trouble)

(At something important) Where's my kids? Oh yank and pull are chasing each other with sticks over there.

Yank and Pull by Mommylovesbigboy September 22, 2019