have deep pockets and short arms 

to be rich and stingy

You sir, clearly have deep pockets and short arms.

have deep pockets and short arms by The Retrun of Light Joker January 13, 2009

Politics and Sports 

What most arguments relate to, especially Politics, although there are several other things that are heavily argued over, such as who is the GOAT, Pineapple Pizza, Cats or Dogs, etc.

There are some people that care about Politics, but not Sports, there are some people that care about Sports, but not Politics, there are some people that care about Politics and Sports and there are also some people that don't care about even one of them.

Politics and Sports by PhoenixGamer34 January 12, 2023

the smol and short jelly 

This is me.

Hi I'm The Smol And Short Jelly on the urban dictionary

the smol and short jelly by The Smol And Short Jelly May 27, 2022

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you

1:I'm gunna kidnap you
2:why?
1: cuz it's National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D by 🍋🖇️ lissythelemon 🖇️🍋 March 4, 2024

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you

Its National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D
On 6th of March

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D by 🍋🖇️ lissythelemon 🖇️🍋 March 4, 2024

The Long and the Short 

A phrase used at the end of an unbelievably long and boring story to summarize what you have just heard, thereby giving you both the long version and the short version of the story. It is often confused with the phrase to make a long story short, however, the speaker using this phrase has no intention of making the story short.

I want to tell you all about my amazing day, after borrowing your car this morning I went to the supermarket. At the supermarket I bought organic vegetables, but was not able to buy organic tomatoes. After the supermarket, I went to the hardware store ... When I was leaving the football stadium, this black sports car came racing towards me and collided into me head-on. The police were called, but no one was injured. I estimate the damage to your car will cost at least $20,000 to repair. The long and the short, I totaled your car!!

The Long and the Short by Superdragout January 19, 2010

And now sports 

Saying for when a person thinks something is extremely irrelevant or unimportant. It mimics a news reporter.

Hillary Clinton just won the West Virgina Primary...and Now Sports.

And now sports by Peter Wilkins May 13, 2008