jap-and-slap 

An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian.

Let's hit the local jap-and-slap.

jap-and-slap by jp January 23, 2004

Scoop and slap

A team game involving a cantaloupe sized ball, in which players scoop up the ball in between their straight arms and then thrust it upwards in order to slap it to the opponents side. It is most commonly played by people who do not want a volleyball rash on their lower arm or most predominately those who have good choice in sports. In a game of experienced players it’s common for team mates to shout, ‘Glepito’ which comes from the Latin for ice cream - affectionately referring to the scooping action. There is not a set number of players required for SAS however some twigs are required to mark the territory of each team. Points are awarded in avocados every time the ball touches the opponents ground and when one team gains 7 avocados the referee or innocent bystander shouts, ‘Guacamole’ and they are crowned Champions of the world, collecting the twigs as their reward. (Rewards are subject to availability and depend on the individual circumstances of the competition).

‘Would you like to play Scoop and Slap later?’
‘Why yes! One must play Scoop and Slap in order to maintain one’s avocado supply’
‘Groovy, I will go and prepare the twigs’

Scoop and slap by Pineappleplanter March 20, 2021

Jack and Slap 

Its when your about to cum and you jack off, when u ejaculate you cum in your hand then you slap the girl in the face.

SLap the Bitch in the face with your cum in your hand. Thats Jack and Slap

Jack and Slap by Cody and Ryan October 3, 2006

swing and slap 

the action of slapping somebody with a wooden ruler. the specified area of which the ruler impacts may vary.

Me: Imma swing and slap Ryan so he stop being a lil bich.

swing and slap by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 20, 2019

Hack and Slap 

A physical product or electro-mechanical control system, usually made by an engineering person, or DIY addict, that involves hacking 1 or more official branded products, and slapping them together to create a new, mostly working product. The system or product can range from basic controls to complex monitoring systems, and can be a mix of software, circuits and 3D printed parts. Sometimes can be open source and available on Github.

Person 1: Did you see that Hack and Slap respiratory system on YouTube? It's just a bunch of drone parts running on a Arduino!

Person 2: Yeah that Hack n Slap shit barely works and is a long way from being FDA approved!

Person 3: True, but Hack Slaps are the very meaning of innovation and require no official approval for it's wacky existence.

Hack and Slap by Werd-It-Yourself-Engineering November 8, 2023

cut it and slap it 

the process of slapping a womans ass, then making the same motion in the opposite direction as if to cut it away, then repat several times while blasting "Hypnotize" by Notorious BIG

"last night she got so drunk she made me do the cut, slap it for 30 minutes straght before finishing it off with the credit card

cut it and slap it by Brett Booth and Robert Parker May 6, 2005

put that in your back pocket and slap it

The comeback after a comeback which pretty much ruins what you had going.

person 1: Suck my dick
person 2: You better grow one first

~RANDOM "OHHHH"'s AND "BURRRRNNN"'s~

Person 2: Put that in your back pocket and slap it bitch!
Person 1: Whaaat?

put that in your back pocket and slap it by shaun white is a hotiee May 22, 2006