ass-and-mouth disease

Essentially the inability to control one's bowels from both openings (mouth and anus) simultaneously. Usually brought about by the ingestion of improperly prepared food containing harmful bacteria or allergens.

Dave: Did you hear what happened to Steiny out in India?

Josh: Yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught ass-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!

ass-and-mouth disease by PME InfoSource December 26, 2008

hoof and mouth 

The act of giving head while giving a foot job. A prime example of which can be viewed in the fetish dolls series of films.

I dated a ballerina once; she liked to go all Hoof and Mouth on me.

hoof and mouth by Eric ELFman March 31, 2008

shit and mouth disease 

When a girl wipes back to front (arse to coochie) and then you proceed to go down on her and eat her shitty fanny

I got shit and mouth disease from going down on that girl that wipes back to front

shit and mouth disease by Ddkong July 27, 2022

Cock and mouth disorder 

When you in need for a blowjob

‘My mate has cock and mouth disorder’

Cock and mouth disorder by Charz96 May 21, 2023

human hoof and mouth disease 

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

human hoof and mouth disease by QuacksO April 30, 2020

mouth and moobs 

When a big fat, usually gay man, with big moobs and a big mouth.

fat gay man: THIS MARK HURT YOU BADLY RN.
normal man: you are just all mouth and moobs

mouth and moobs by Wodderwick January 30, 2021

Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister 

An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.

A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?

Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister by DarkLite January 19, 2007