picking your nose and eating it 

social suicide c. 1st - 5th grade.

dont let anyone catch you picking your nose and eating it. it happened to josh and he's been Booger Boy for the past three years.

picking your nose and eating it by Angelacia June 14, 2008

Jacking off and eating popsicles 

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

Jacking off and eating popsicles by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

Senile Mac and Cheese Eating Bastard

A old mac and cheese eating piece of shit.

Fuck you, you old senile mac and cheese eating bastard!

Senile Mac and Cheese Eating Bastard by Senile Macboy June 13, 2018

what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan 

what the fuck

"what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan" are you saying

what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan by me obviously February 14, 2012

Mention Eating Food And Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles 

Mention Eating Food And Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Mention Eating Food And Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Mention Eating Food And Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

Eating onions and spotting dimes 

Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.

You're eating onions and spotting dimes, I dont know what's going on. Its total chaos.

Eating onions and spotting dimes by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box 

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.

Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”

Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box by peach_pit April 25, 2025