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woke up and chose violence 

woke up and chose violence — the act of awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst decision that you could possibly make.

And sometimes it is actually violence.

It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.
The people who attacked The Capitol on January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long federal prison sentences.
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woke up and chose chaos 

woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.

A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.

And then the chaos ensues.
I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!

woke up and chose violence 

When someone ABSOLUTELY flames someone else, someone basically saying you flamed him
this man woke up and chose violence

mac-and-chose 

Past tense of Mac-and-cheese
Yesterday I had a big bowl of mac-and-chose
mac-and-chose by Andrew69420 January 16, 2018

Toke and Choke 

Smoking copious amounts of weed and masturbating to internet porn all day. A frequent favorite pastime of unemployed males living with their parents.
Carl doesn't work. He just does the toke and choke.

Want to go out braaaaahhh? Nah. I'd rather toke and choke.

eat shit and choke 

... So eat shit and choke ...
He can eat shit and choke
eat shit and choke by xxuncoiledxx February 20, 2018

ride and choke 

When a girl is riding a guy (cowgirl) style and she randomly chokes the guy.
Don't do her she loves to ride and choke man!
ride and choke by TheLoverMaker March 14, 2012