| 1. | ommfgdg | ||
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Ommfgdg! stands for Oh my mother fucking god damn god! Used on IM like MSN, to be used when omg or omfg is an understatement. Ally says : And thn rite, he goes, "i didnt mean 2 lead u on i thought u understood that n im stil in love wiv her"
Bernie says: Ommfgdg! |
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| 2. | poser | ||
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Someone who spends all or most of their time trying to find out whats "cool" or "in". Once they know what is "in" they do it no matter what their personal veiws on it are. Posers usually pose off of what is on MTV or VH1 or their local "hot" radio station, because they think they will be accepted for it. Normally posers also take whatever they are posing off of to an abnormal and unhealthy extreme. Posers change their style to fit what's "cool". They are usually the losers who have a myspace and comment the people who origionally wore the style they pose off of saying "I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!!<33" even though they either don't know them, or the origional hates them. Posers often have "myspace pics" or "emo pics" on their myspace. They are often always hated by everyone else they know except their poser friends. Posers also sometimes write and/or talk in "internet lingo" while not on the internet. Most also over use the famous comeback of "your mom". skater:Hey man, nice board.
poser:Dude, thanks! I bought it last week! skater:Um... it looks just like mine. poser:Dude, I know, it's totally sweet, right?! skater:Uh yeah? What tricks can you do? poser:I can.. um. Almost do that jumpy-thingy. skater:Ollie? poser:Yeah. skater: *under breath and rolls eyes* Poser. MYSPACE COMMENT: Poser: OMFG, lyke, dude. ok. so i listened to Panic! at the disco lst nite and lyke, OMFG they are so fxqing amzzing! lyke i cnt beleeve it tht thyr tht gooood! lyke im sooo punk/emo nd i ddnt no tht thy wer tht good! but now i DO! anywayzzz i just cmmntd u to say thx 4 tellin me bout thm. I<3U!! cmmnt bak.. kthxbi origional: um. When did I tell you about P!ATD? And why are you just finding out about them now? They've been out for like, 2 years now.. maybe 2 and a half. Poser: Oh.. i saw them on ur ipod ystrday on da bussss nd i thot id look thm up. thx. YOUR MOM EXAMPLE: kid: Shut up, poser. You're fat. poser: Your mom is fat! crowd:OHHHHHH! kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! poser: Your mom kicks your ass! crowd: Wtf? kid: Wtf? Poser. Shut up. poser: Your mom shuts up! |
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| 3. | WTFOMFG | ||
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"Wtf" and "Omfg" combined to show incredible anger and confusion. Omfg stands for "oh my fucking god" and wtf stands for "what the fuck". when combined in wtfomfg usually in "css" counter strike source or "wow" world of warcraft WTFOMFG he pistoled me from 200 yards and i had a m4!
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| 4. | jcmb | ||
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Abbreviation, and an understated way of saying "Jesus Christ Monkey Balls". A phrase made popular by South Park. Could be used much the same way as "omg" or "omfg".
Chatroom example: Person #1: I got my car washed today. Person #2: JCMB |
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| 5. | OMFG NOOB! | ||
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When a noob repeatedly uses a cheap tactic, or keeps doing something stupid over and over after being told to stop a million times, you say OMFG NOOB! -Example 1-
Noob: "l4wlz 1 g0t h34d$h0t!!!~~~ 1m 1337!!!!!!!~~~~~ Guy: "Shut up noob." Noob: "1 c4n t0k 1f 1 w4nt 2!~~~ lololololololololololololol Guy: "Dude would you please shut the hell up?" Noob: "~~lololololololololol~~~ rotfl ~lol!!!!!!!!!! 1337~~~" Noob: "suiehgo9yew54ighskjhe; gaie4ytivhgpuhgp947g" Noob: "lololololol lvsdo9ty3wo97yt873y7thg b8tgb!!!~" Guy: OMFG NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Example 2- *Noob uses a cheap tactic* Guy: "Please dont do that." Noob: "$tfu n008 1 k1(k ur @$$ m0th3r fuck3r!!!~~~" *Noob does it again* Guy: "Dude just stop!" *Noob does it again* Guy: "STOP!" Noob: "fu(k u! u ju$ je410u$ cus 1m 1337!!~~~~ *Noob does it again* Multiple people: "OMFG NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
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| 6. | OMFGWTFBBQHAX | ||
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Short for 'Oh my fucking god, Barbeque Hacks'. A random term often used in many games such as the Warcraft III game, DotA (Defense of the Ancients). It is usually used after getting killed and/or can be used as an accusation that someone is hacking, cheating, exploiting or playing unfairly in the game. (e.g. maphacking) Tatsumaki has activated anti-hack. Their may be some brief lag for a period of time and any players who are hacking will be removed form the game.
Rjay has left the game. cdp has left the game. tarantado (all):OMFGWTFBBQHAX ________________________________________________ cdp has pawned Rjay for 500 gold. Rjay (all): OMFGWTFBBQHAX cdp (all): QQ NUBCAKE Rjay (all): zfz cbf Rjay has left the game. |
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| 7. | ellipsis | ||
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the word that you get excited as shit to look up and then you find out it means punctuation mark or some shit like that. kaila taylor and the other taylor: "OMFG! LETS LOOK UP WHAT ELLIPSIS ARE!!"
*finds the definition* kaila: "WTF OMFG, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THATS ALL IT MEANS? UGH! FUCK MY LIFE!" the other taylor: "you should stock your women 7 times a week because im bo yo and ill give you monthly ellipsis" |
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