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2 definitions by tik_oukla

 
1.
Acronym for 'oh my fucking goldfish' (instead of 'oh my fucking god') used by more religious people.
omfg!!! Matt! Jenny! You have to see this!
by tik_oukla May 11, 2008
 
2.
It clearly means help and it's used in certain forums and in certain skype chats.
Also certain Admins seem to love it, and there may be even threads with "halpz" as their topic.
My pc is broken! I need halpz!
by tik_oukla October 17, 2008