Wonder Toast

Like wonderbread only tan; a white person who is ridiculously tan because they spend too much time in a tanning salon "toasting" themselves.

I am meeting Wonder Toast at the bar later on tonight...after her tanning session.

by Nicole Brice May 11, 2007

wondering willy

a type of marijuana that is brown with a lot of crystals on it its effects when intoxicated tends to make your mind wonder originated in the south west region of Ontario

i smoked some wondering willy last night ...it made me think alot

by pullmycard May 25, 2008

waistline wonders

Gigantic tits that hang down near the waistline of a woman. Also known as "longies," or "saggies," these jugs are most commonly found on older women. Waistline wonders are known to cause backpain for the woman and neck pain for guys that jerk their heads to gawk at them while saying something to themselves like "jesus, those tits are fucking huge." Dog "The Bounty Hunter" Chapman's wife has a big American set of waistline wonders.

Waitress: "Hey guys, what can I get you."
Tony:"A pitcher of cold beer and a large pizza."
Waitress: "Okay, I'll be right back." (walking away)
Donnie: (to Tony) "Hot damn brother, did you see them titties."
Tony: "I always notice big titties my friend."
Donnie: "Them were some waistline wonders."
Tony: "haha, fuckin A yes they were, let's get drunk."

by John Planet June 1, 2009

dickless wonder

A male who, against all odds, lacks the typical male genatalia. Or, used figuratively, used to describe a male who does not actually lack said genatalia but rather possesses a extremely small set or behaves in a manner that denotes a lack of male genatalia even if such genatalia are in fact present in said male.

"Assface," said Steve.
"Cock Goblin," said Joseph.
"Dickless wonder," countered Steve.

by Yanni DC July 9, 2006

Wonder Snax

A California-based TV Dinner -style food manufacturer. Woner Snax went bankrupt in 1987, and is most well remembered for being taken to court by rapper "Kul Bheenz" for their "Cool Bean Dip Frozen Snak-Pak" (for infringing on his name).

"Man, this Wonder Snax Snak-Pak is nasty, it's a wonder they're still in business"

by KulBheenzFan27 April 26, 2009

Wonder Dust

The small bits of toilet paper found on or around a woman's vagina prior to cunninglingus.

Dude, that chick had so much wonder dust on her pussy it looks like she just had a surgical cast removed.

I kept picking wonder dust off my tounge after giving that chick head in the dark.

by WonderDustNutz July 31, 2019

wonder years

an old show thats not aired anymore. But definatly one of the greatest shows of all time. about a boy growing up in the 70's with a dumb older brother, a hippy sisster, and a strict and powerful dad, and a sweet mom. The show shows this boy growing up and falling in love with this girl whinny and all the adventures that boys his age had back in the 70's. HANDS DOWN THE BEST SHOW EVER!

I was watching the wonder years last night and i couldnt stop laughing.

by cheaptrick726293 November 1, 2007