O-Shit Face

The priceless facial expression and body movement accompanied by an innocent retail shopper before they exit a store with their paid merchandise, only to be rudely and obnoxiously stopped by the store's alarm which probably only sounded because they had half paper clip in their back pants pocket. Also known as the O-Shit Face.

Sally was just leaving the store when she triggered the store's alarm. She immediately dropped her bags and the baby, mouthing "Oh shit". She also pee'd a little bit.

The clerks along with every customer in the store laughed at her as she slowly turned around, revealing her O-Shit Face.

by improblynaked June 21, 2009

shit-faced

the art of scat (defecating on ones face)

paul got shit-faced when he stayed at dawgs

by rahxx May 4, 2005

resting shit face

When a person always has a face like they are taking a shit. Much like resting bitch face.

He have you seen her pictures on Instagram? she has resting shit face in all of them.

by Rywa July 26, 2019

Shit-Faced-Faggot

The combonation of 'shit-faced-faggot' In the Spoof comedy of the Batman series. Two face stars as Shit-Faced-Faggot.

"Dude, did you see, Batman, return of the Thing?"

"Nah, but I heard about that Shit-Faced-Faggot character, apparently he's a gay queer fuck that enjoys shit being taken on his face??"

"Exacta!"

by Word Seeker of LOVE October 14, 2013

shit-faced booking

The act of posting, messaging, uploading, mobile uploading etc... on ones social networking site when one is butt ass hammered and regretting it in the morning.

Katie is super hungover, and frantically deleting shit on her laptop... Apparently she was shit-faced booking again last night.

by zigler March 17, 2010

Shit-faced Shades

the shades that nobody can see through that you put on when your drunk or high to cover up your eyes to try to make people think your not high or drunk... but they just make it more noticable...but you keep putting them on

Tom: nice SHIT-FACED SHADES Rick.
Rick:They arnt SHIT-FACED SHADES, its just bright out....
Tom: It's 11:34 P.M
Rick: Well im not drunk.....

by iTS ME? May 16, 2010

slick shit face

the face one makes when a turd is unusualy slick and comes out slow and steady.

man i just took a crap it was so smooth i had to hit a slick shit face

by project patty cakes February 15, 2007