take a shit

the act of taking a faeces out of a toilet with your hands.

person 1: “im going to take a shit”
person 2: “ok”

person 1: *is later seen holding a lump of shit in their bare hands.*

by dingleballs456 May 26, 2022

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I'm taking a shit

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

by Nordgern August 19, 2017

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go take a shit

leave me alone or piss off.

ah,go take a shit!

by twisted jeff April 20, 2017

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Take that shit to AIM

a phrase that is used:

when two people in a forum or chat room get to lovey dovey and you are tired of seeing the affectionate displays

basically-get a room you two but for the Internet

Narcotics: hey bollocks how are you behbeh
Bollocks: fine sweetie how it goes

Me: Take that shit to AIM

by Kristopher Washington July 22, 2007

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A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.

Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"

Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"

Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"

by Semen Huffer November 13, 2020

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