herpes

What my wife has won prizes for at the local flower show.

'wonderful display of herpes there!'

by Igg December 19, 2004

herpes

Herpes simplex 2 is the type that are on your gential area. People who have this are usually also the type that may have Percy disease (genital warts)

Nick has herpes

by nicks sister January 3, 2009

Herpes

A sexually transferred disease.

That guy has herpes.

by Jimbodium September 28, 2009

herpe

a single herpes virus. If you are infected with a single herpes virus, that means you don't have herpes. You just have a herpe.

Shut up! I don't have herpes, I just have a herpe.

by G'z Nutz September 12, 2004

The Herp

Another term for herpes, most likely contracted through sex with many partners or one partner with many partners, or even possibly a toilet seat.

I wouldn't hit that, she's got The Herp.

by FlippinJC January 23, 2009

herpes

warts on ur dick if ur a guy or on ur pussy if ur a girl. Is contracted by unprotective sex with one who has it.

love is temporary, herpes is forever

by mark101 June 11, 2008

HERPES

A headset microphone. Specifically, any in-the-ear or ear-bud style communication device.

"Everyone make sure your HERPES is on."

by ThePsychoSmurf September 23, 2020