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9 definitions by mark101

 
1.
Donald Trump's wet dream...
Donald: OMG, Dubai is sooo sexy!!! Almost there...
by mark101 June 14, 2008
 
2.
A surgery to render a man impotent; aka the gift that keeps on giving (literally and figuratively speaking)
my man got a vasectomy, now he can fuck me hard without a condom or without me on birth control, yeah, the gift that keeps on cumming, uh, giving.
by mark101 June 11, 2008
 
3.
It's just a cold cube of frozen water; It's made in your freezer, or you buy it at the store. Ice Cube is also the name of a famous rapper.
Me: I want ice cubes in my soda next time, BITCH!
Rap Fan: Ice Cube is the man!
by mark101 June 18, 2008
 
4.
The plastic/silicone version of Paris Hilton with a variety of high-paying college-graduate jobs.
Dumb Girl 1: "Oh, look, it's surgeon barbie!"

Dumb Girl 2: "Oh, look, it's barbie, the real-estate mogul from Dubai!

Wise Man: "Oh, look, it's crackhead/anorexic barbie, the underweight model from Hollywood's dumpster!"
by mark101 June 15, 2008
 
5.
A music genre that has lasted for more than 400 years, and rap is starting to die out after about 20.
Dumbass: Yo, u like Soulja Boy or 50 cent?
Me: Beethoven could kick their asses while playing the piano, blindfolded.

Classical is greater than rap, period.
by mark101 July 10, 2008
 
6.
A horrible song by a horrible "artist" (Soulja Boy) that talks about how some guy (Soulja Boy) whacks off onto a girls back when she's sleeping, and sticks a bed sheet to her back, and it sticks, hence SUPERMANN!
Soulja Boy: Crank dat soulja boy, superman dat ho.

Me (mark) : HOLY JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, YOU BLOW BIG DONKEY COCK!
by mark101 June 18, 2008
 
7.
Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece.
Steve: "what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?"

Bob: "He jacked off to it"
by mark101 June 11, 2008