Female

The worthless crud that surrounds a male's penis during sex.

John fucked that female.

by Mr. Ken January 4, 2008

Female

A word you can call females that will offend them by their choice to be offended.

Havin a night with the boys tonight, sorry no females allowed.

“UHM YOU MEAN NO WOMEN ALLOWED??? REEEEEEEE”
? Same thing.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Female

it's a mystery. high chance these "things" aren't human.

Child : What's a female?
SOme Turd : it's a mystery.

by Insert pp February 6, 2021

Femaling

To make right, organize

Yeah I seen lara, she's over there femaling the shelves

by Cupcakes July 23, 2015

female

when used by most, it is a synonym for bitch.
Usually used in environments where profanity is prohibited.

I hate these backstabbing females.

by Ganstageek October 16, 2008

Female

A vagina's life support system.

A vagina cannot survive without a female.

by Lorenzo19 September 21, 2010

Female

The incomplete man. God's mistake/blessing while he was wasted. This term can be used when you create something that is crappy, eehh, incomplete, or not just right.

Tell us the answer Tim!
-Aw, Is it 5?
Oh sorry son, that's incorrect
-*whispers to his fellow classmates* Dam, Guess I just pulled a female

by JKJKJK :) August 28, 2008