A marvel superhero who is great in bed and can stretch his weiner to unimaginable places and give any woman unlimited pleasure. That is until he went to jail for accidentally suffocating his wife by sticking his Mr. Stretchy into her ass and making it come out of her mouth.
by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017
A man who always gets what he wants. A kind of mystical demi-god figure, often surrounded by beautiful women and devoted fans. A legendary figure amongst Common Folk and fellow badasses alike. Usually devastatingly handsome and regularly able to perform feats of greatness with unwavering aplomb.
'Fantastic Joes' are usually seen pwning any number of undesirables, including waste cadets, nub biscuits, Chuckleheads, N00btrons and Chodey McChodersons.
Word often ironically used in a 'gaming' context.
Can also be used in verb form.
See also: God, Joe Kickass, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, Badass, pwntastic, Sex God, Gigant0r, Korean High Five, Epic, Uncle Philed, Robocop, Roflcopter, Filth Wizard, lol
'Fantastic Joes' are usually seen pwning any number of undesirables, including waste cadets, nub biscuits, Chuckleheads, N00btrons and Chodey McChodersons.
Word often ironically used in a 'gaming' context.
Can also be used in verb form.
See also: God, Joe Kickass, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, Badass, pwntastic, Sex God, Gigant0r, Korean High Five, Epic, Uncle Philed, Robocop, Roflcopter, Filth Wizard, lol
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Example #1 (Noun form)
Cuthbert: "Crikey! Who's that fellow Reginald!? I daresay he seems to be pwning!"
Reginald: "I've not the foggiest! But he sure is a Fantastic Joe..."
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Example #2 (Noun form)
Old Lady: "Oi! Someone stop that toerag! He's nicked my 'andbag!"
*Thief begins to run and is suddenly accosted*
<unknown man>: "Citizen, stop. Your have 5 seconds to comply...
Stunned Onlooker: "Wtf? Who's this Fantastic Joe?"
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Example #3 (Verb form)
Insane armed man #1: "Punk! Step back! These are my Doritos!"
Insane armed man: "Mother chode! I'ma Fantastic Joe yo' ass!" *opens fire*
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Example #4 (Verb form)
*Day of Defeat is being played. Suddenly a heavy jumps out of a bush like a maniac with a BAR and headshots a proner in the face*
Bush dwelling maniac: "You just got Fantastic Joed"
Example #1 (Noun form)
Cuthbert: "Crikey! Who's that fellow Reginald!? I daresay he seems to be pwning!"
Reginald: "I've not the foggiest! But he sure is a Fantastic Joe..."
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Example #2 (Noun form)
Old Lady: "Oi! Someone stop that toerag! He's nicked my 'andbag!"
*Thief begins to run and is suddenly accosted*
<unknown man>: "Citizen, stop. Your have 5 seconds to comply...
Stunned Onlooker: "Wtf? Who's this Fantastic Joe?"
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Example #3 (Verb form)
Insane armed man #1: "Punk! Step back! These are my Doritos!"
Insane armed man: "Mother chode! I'ma Fantastic Joe yo' ass!" *opens fire*
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Example #4 (Verb form)
*Day of Defeat is being played. Suddenly a heavy jumps out of a bush like a maniac with a BAR and headshots a proner in the face*
Bush dwelling maniac: "You just got Fantastic Joed"
by Demented Mongoose March 27, 2010
by EllaKeepsOnGetting5s April 27, 2010
Noun:
CD Turntables specifically Pioneer CDJ 1000's but can be used to describe any CDJ Player. Used in lieu of Wheels of Steel when referring to said CD Turntables.
CD Turntables specifically Pioneer CDJ 1000's but can be used to describe any CDJ Player. Used in lieu of Wheels of Steel when referring to said CD Turntables.
by SeVere December 10, 2007
A group of girls that are so freakin hawt, that they stun everyone that comes within their presence. They have qualities such as glamour, humor, smarts, and passion. Within the group there is the fun loving one that loves people and who is always there for her other friends; there is one who loves to have a good time and who always loves to smile- she is a really strong girl; there is another who is absolutely the life of the party, she is blonde and she freakin rocks; and lastly there is the artistic one who goes with the flow and usually keeps the other ones out of trouble. These girls are totally freakin awesome!
by Artistic December 12, 2006
The act of relasing seamen into the nose and ear cavities of a wamen, thus covering all of her fantastic fours.
by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006
the opposite of Daddy Fantastic.
Generally applied to someone who has a scruffy (scabby) appearence.
Generally applied to someone who has a scruffy (scabby) appearence.
Tony: Coorr blimez look at that stunner.
Carmen: Got to be joshin Tonez.
Emma: Fo real, she's Scabby Fantastic.
Carmen/Tony: Feelin dat.
Carmen: Got to be joshin Tonez.
Emma: Fo real, she's Scabby Fantastic.
Carmen/Tony: Feelin dat.
by Hoolzie boy March 17, 2008