While in the act of a 69 with a partner, you attempt the Belgium Gas mask and instead of farting on your partner you shit in their face.
WHile John was eating his girlfriend's taco, he attempted the Belgium Gas Mask and instead pushed to hard giving her a Dark Chocolate Dessert.
by Troy Knudsvig November 8, 2007
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God's gift to starving Wellesley Women. A light and buttery croissant which has been halved, each half topped with slices of tangy green apple and rich brie cheese, then smothered with honey and sprinkled with crushed almonds... and toasted... to perfection. Consuming results in an orgasmic experience and often results in renewed mental stability and ability to overcome academic assignments previously deemed to be impossible.
I can't finish this paper tonight... that is... unless I trek over to the LuLu and get a Hoop Dessert Sandwich, those shits are so delicious, it's worth the fifteen minute walk across campus.
by Wendyyy August 16, 2009
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Human excrement.

"Aussie slang"
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Named after a hotel in Sydney, Australia, the scene of a gelatto order that a disgruntled patron alleged had been laced with human excrement instead of a topping of similar colour.
by Stephen Bishop October 27, 2008
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when a person gets high on meth and watches porn and can't turn loose of his cock
Ol dude was smoking meth an broke his dick watching porn said he had the dessert death grip on it.
by midnight_tweaker March 4, 2015
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A form of smack-talk. Apply's in any means of competition whether it be video games, sports, etc. To "see someone for dessert" means that one person has already beaten his/her opponent or "eaten the main course", but the loser can have the satisfactory/consolation of a rematch or "See them for dessert", but any victory after the fact isn't as sweet.
Rob: I just beat you 4-0 in FIFA! See me for dessert

Nick: W/e you cheated, I want a rematch.

Rob: Sure but remember I beat you first.
by britt611 October 5, 2011
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The dance performed after two childish teenagers finish their chocolaty pudding, involving the wibbling of the arms in a side-to-side motion and overly-enthusiastic facial expressions.
Mother left the room. The second she was gone, Tom and Agatha were performing the Chocolate Dessert Dance until their asses fell off!
by CrazyAxer August 5, 2009
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the annoying question that the waiter/waitress asks you after your meal at a restaurant, when they actually imply: "would you like your check" because they are afraid to ask "would you like your check"
waiter: would you like dessert now?

customer: NO just give me my goddamn check and stop pretending that i don't know what you mean
by jzzombie August 1, 2010
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