crap

The words and/or noises that come out of a politicians mouth before, after or during election.

Politician: When o become president i will cure cancer, end world hunger and lover the taxes by 200%.

Electors: How about immigrants?

Politician: I will stop all immigrants, unless you support immigration, in that case i fully supports immigrants and every thing they stand for.

This is and example of crap

by O.Kleppvoll January 22, 2015

Crap

A differing opinion on a subject that is absolutely and unquestionably correct. Commonly takes place of shit.

Dude 1: hey, that dude's talking crap!
Dude 2: yeah, he makes so much sense.

by Thohm March 3, 2020

crap

1. A milder swear alternative to shit (n)

2. The process of pooping (v)

3. Used to describe something gross (adj.)

4. Used to state how something is inferior in quality

1. Oh crap.

2. I just went to take a crap.

3. What is that crap?

4. That's a real crappy car you're driving there son.

by Prizrak June 29, 2015

Crap

Rubbish

The Rubbish is crap

by (*ﾟﾛﾟ) April 14, 2017

Crap

The chocolate pudding that comes out your asshole when your stomach hurts.

Hey dad get off the toilet I have to crap.

by The real mother fucker October 3, 2017

Crap

Country+ Rap

Did you hear that music. It sounds like my ass when i mix watermelon, grape koolaid, fried chicken, fried taters, beans, n cornbread together. A whole lotta crap

by Mr. Dutchrunner December 27, 2017

Crap

Crap : rubbish, oh who cares look at the example..

jase: I love that new video game.
Jordan : don't you think that shit is crap?

by Mellto July 29, 2015