Commonly known as "sticking it up the wrong one". Anal Sex is something most of us claim to perform on our girlfriends/wives but nearly all of us never do.
Anal Sex is....
1) Something your mother is good at.
2) Dirty. That's why it's so good.
3) Something you'd gladly tell your friends you've done, but your girlfriend or wife would never tell a living soul.
4) What makes us all feel like porn stars.
5) Something your girlfriend or wife finds painful even if you have a small penis.
6) Something that requires a LOT OF LUBE.
7) Something that requires a condom. Unless you want what your wife or girlfriend had for their breakfast the day before on the end of your penis.
8) Smelly. See #2
9) Gives you entertainment afterwards by watching your girlfriend or wife's anus close.
10) Something that makes you erect just thinking about. Just like 99% of the men are just now reading this.
Anal Sex is....
1) Something your mother is good at.
2) Dirty. That's why it's so good.
3) Something you'd gladly tell your friends you've done, but your girlfriend or wife would never tell a living soul.
4) What makes us all feel like porn stars.
5) Something your girlfriend or wife finds painful even if you have a small penis.
6) Something that requires a LOT OF LUBE.
7) Something that requires a condom. Unless you want what your wife or girlfriend had for their breakfast the day before on the end of your penis.
8) Smelly. See #2
9) Gives you entertainment afterwards by watching your girlfriend or wife's anus close.
10) Something that makes you erect just thinking about. Just like 99% of the men are just now reading this.
"Hi Mom and dad! This is Mysti and she's really into Anal Sex"
"Sorry I'm late, my darling. I went to see your mother and ended up having anal sex with her"
"Hello? I'm sorry, I can't come into work today. I had anal sex last night for the first time and I'm finding it hard to sit down"
"Sorry I'm late, my darling. I went to see your mother and ended up having anal sex with her"
"Hello? I'm sorry, I can't come into work today. I had anal sex last night for the first time and I'm finding it hard to sit down"
by Doctor Phew August 14, 2011
by Akmed Seguyoff November 24, 2009
A rejected Mortal Kombat finisher for Male characters. When performed the fighter would perform anal sex on the opponent and each time they stroke blood would come out till they exploded. If this finisher is done in Goro's Lair there would a funny scene in which the opponent drops the soap. This had many variants like for example the finisher Babality-Anality where the fighter would transform the opponent into a baby and then proceed to perform Anality on the opponent while they are in baby form. One other variant of the move was called the Animality-Anality where the fighter turns into an animal and then performs Anality while the opponent tries to get away and resist Anality, eventually the fighter catches the opponent and performs Anality but instead of the opponent exploding to death, the opponent (with awkwardly positioned legs) tries to walk away but end up having their legs fall off, the fighter (as an animal) sees this and begins walking towards the enemy who is trying to get away and then the screen turns black, blood then splatters all over the screen as painful moaning sounds are made by the opponent.
This finisher is similar to the Sexality finisher.
If Anality is attempted in real life the person receiving Anality would probably lose the ability to walk rather than explode
This finisher is similar to the Sexality finisher.
If Anality is attempted in real life the person receiving Anality would probably lose the ability to walk rather than explode
by Anality April 5, 2010
by Thomas the Analator April 29, 2016
by winter24 April 13, 2018
(v)used when playing a multiplayer game (specifically Halo or SOCOM). Describes a person who got rocked from behind.
by Oreva A December 26, 2005