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an awesome person who has fun and gets her head in the clouds but everybody needs someone like that in their life. also can be a tremendous bitch. but the funny kind. also is an extremely intelligent person.
thats kind of rude.
naahh, just pullin' a mysti
by twixbar123456 November 16, 2009
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Mysti is a name given only to fire faeries or creatures.
An example would be Mystic Flame.
by Mystic Flame October 26, 2005
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A skanky nasty ass girl who loses her virinity a feild with a gross guy then goes to school and starts giving out blowjobs in the bathroom for a quarter each. Shes a fat slut and thinks shes better then everyone else and that everyone just LOVEs her but really everyone just thinks she a nasty fat ass who trys to make herself attractive by photoshopping all of her photos.she is fucking nasty and her lip ring looks like an STD on the corner of her mouth. She is a fatt ass slore who needs to back thee fuck off everyone and get of her high horse cause she is prob breaking the poor things back cause she is such a fat ass!
That stupid slut Mysti that goes to my school!
by Kleenex5687 October 01, 2009
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