Anacocka 

When a penis, resembles the weight, length, width, and or circumference of an average male anaconda, this excludes pencil dick, chode, even if they meet one of the four units of measurements.

This can also be referred to not just male genetalia, but someone (usually a he) who is a complete, total and utter dick, thus anacocka

Rachel- "oh my god so I was blowing this guy you know, and I was like taking his boxers off and his anacocka hit me in the face! And thats why I have a black eye......"

Emily- " Oh my god thats terrible, was he a dick about it?"

Rachel- "Oh my god Yes, he was an anacocka all around but especially in his boxers girl"

Anacocka by TheMissPimpALot June 16, 2011

anacockda 

An abnormally enormous penis. It is not restricted to any particular race, and is not defined by a size measured through length. A quantic is awarded to any person whos penis leaves the viewer in complete awe.

dat nigga got an anacockda, look like a baby leg.

anacockda by fyask0oo November 22, 2013

anal cock 

Anal cock is a slang term for an anbormal penal growth in the Anal/Rectal area. It also makes for a good random expletive.

<Guy> Hey, has anyone played Chrono Trigger?
<Other Guy> ANAL COCK
<Guy> Uh, okay.

anal cock by Wetflame September 5, 2004

anal cock lick

licking an shit covered penis after insertion into the colon

i anal cock licked your mom last night

anal cock lick by dansex69 August 24, 2006

Analcockanitus 

Anal-cock-Anitus........ When Brown, Green and or Red Fluids proceeds to slowly flow from the anal area due to foreign penetration.

I went to the doctor and I was diagnosed with analcockanitus

Analcockanitus by Dr. Travel August 16, 2018

analpocket 

its a nicer way to call someone an asshole or without getting in trouble for it

that boy is being an anal pocket

analpocket by Big Brew May 13, 2005