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When a penis, resembles the weight, length, width, and or circumference of an average male anaconda, this excludes pencil dick, chode, even if they meet one of the four units of measurements.

This can also be referred to not just male genetalia, but someone (usually a he) who is a complete, total and utter dick, thus anacocka
Rachel- "oh my god so I was blowing this guy you know, and I was like taking his boxers off and his anacocka hit me in the face! And thats why I have a black eye......"

Emily- " Oh my god thats terrible, was he a dick about it?"

Rachel- "Oh my god Yes, he was an anacocka all around but especially in his boxers girl"
by TheMissPimpALot June 16, 2011

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