"ah alri my old lady's calling me"
"My old lady said no"
"my old lady is such a bitch"
"thats my old lady"
"My old lady said no"
"my old lady is such a bitch"
"thats my old lady"
by sopureirish August 11, 2008
A term used to refer to your GF or your wife, etc. Usually somebody who you may like, but really don't have much respect for. Also a term used out of habit by people usually living in lower income neighborhoods.
"Don't worry about it, I'll just get my old lady to make us something to eat."
"My old lady will take you to where you need to go."
"My old lady will never find out."
You never hear" I really love my old lady, she means the world to me"
"My old lady will take you to where you need to go."
"My old lady will never find out."
You never hear" I really love my old lady, she means the world to me"
by annonymous too August 31, 2006
While the above definions are true, they're only limited to certian areas in USA or Canada. The universal term, or definition, of an Old Lady is simply an old lady, mostly found in ghettos, who are always calling the cops. 99% of the time they're white, and 60% of the time are single. They believe that calling the cops will solve everything.
by aplz July 21, 2004
A name for the over developed breasts of a younger woman. Ample breasts that do not fit well in a sleeveless blouse.
by bobbie_fisher April 25, 2009
to soak in water for a period of time long enough for your fingers to wrinkle. Then wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum, much like a handy.
My girl and I were soaking in the hot tub. She got bored and gave me an old lady. I finished on the grass.
by BSMore March 8, 2019
by niggacheese November 5, 2003
A sexual act where an old woman (preferably without teeth) is performing oral sex on a man, and just as he is about to achieve orgasm, she hooks her finger into his rectum.
by tcdacsap June 27, 2010