ample 

adj. 1. Of large or great size, amount, extent, or capacity

Bertha is a very ample woman.

ample by Tha Cuddla April 27, 2004

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality

The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.

Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality by Revchu August 6, 2005

midget amputee porn 

midget amputee porn is the holy grail of all porn for those that are weird and wacky enough to want to watch it. Obviously contains midgets that are dismembered dancing the good dance!!!

do you want to watch some midget amputee porn?

midget amputee porn by dannyboy1373 November 10, 2007

Ample 

An adequate amount, more than enough.

How much green you got left dude? Ample for this joint man

Ample by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

amputeens 

Cleveland band originated in 2004.

Likes drugs, sex, cigarettes, and people

When I saw the Amputeens they tried to sell me drugs at their merch booth, but i was straightedge so i just let them tag team my sister

amputeens by Ann coulture is my sexslave September 20, 2006

social amputee 

Someone who, through extensive gaming, internet use, or other solo activity, has lost the use of their social skills.

Ever since Jeremy got into World of Warcraft he's become a complete social amputee.

social amputee by EgoAnt April 8, 2005

Ampudestrian 

A person walking across a street or busy intersection who is missing a leg.
Generally it takes them a long time to get to the other side.

Q: Why did the ampudestrian cross the road?
A: Because he wanted me to be late for work.

Ampudestrian by ShoKill October 20, 2007