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Amphibology 

a verbal fallacy arising from an ambiguous grammatical construction—and derived from a joke on bad punctuation
Used car salesman: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Me: Your amphibology implies either to go elsewhere is a risk, or that it is a certainty anyplace even at the first.
Amphibology by sudra July 20, 2010
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amphibolitis 

Can manifest in mild sensations of the uncanny or more severe psychological terror when you sense that the person or persons, often having either authority or seniority, around you are engaged in doublespeak for one of several possible reasons:

1. They are trying to bait you to say something, either real or fictive, with which they can manipulate public opinion on you, in order to plot your downfall or drive you out of the group (See mobbing).
2. They have information from an authority figure or their representative that you have or will upset or anger(ed) an authority figure and they are trying to warn you indirectly.
3. They are enjoying an internal joke at your expense simply because they feel threatened by your sincerity, creativity, and/or enthusiasm.

Symptoms of amphibolitis are:
1. Inability or refusal to engage in social interactions for fear of saying something which will anger someone and exaccerbate the feelings of amphibolitis.
2. Distractability, irritability, hopelessness, depression, and/or irrational fear.
3. A growing and persistent feeling that you are not welcome in your environment. In extreme cases, cosmophobia can develop.
The young worker's naive enthusiasm to learn on-the-job by taking on additional responsibility quickly deteriorated into an extreme case of amphibolitis, as she sensed the others doublespeaking while not addressing her, emphasizing words like "authority" and "talent," then asking her questions about the responsibilities she'd taken on.
amphibolitis by Delhi January 3, 2008

Amphigory 

Meaningless and nonsensical writing pieces.
What did you write last night?

Oh you know, just some amphigory.
Amphigory by EdgarAllenPoet January 19, 2016

Amphiblio 

Hypothetical (almost mythical) eight-headed penis only ever captured in crude pencil sketches in the 1980s.
Dude, who drew Amphiblio in my U.S. History book?

amphible 

Someone who enjoys fiddling with frogs
“What does it mean to be an amphible”
“It means you like to f*ck frogs

Amphible 

Some guy on tiktoks username and its cool so im writing here
Just a tiktok user: amphible
Amphible by CloudyHelix November 7, 2021

amphiblestronophobia 

An irrational fear of nets (of the casting sort).
Charlie had extreme amphiblestronophobia after the fishing accident last year.
amphiblestronophobia by CardyG October 4, 2022