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American Pi Day 

March 14th. It's American Pi Day because of the way dates are written in in the American style, with the month preceding the day. In countries that write the day preceding the month, Pi Day is more properly celebrated on 22nd of July.
Albert Einstein was born on March 14th. He had to move to America in the 1930s in order to take advantage of it being American Pi Day there.
American Pi Day by DrEnglish March 14, 2010
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american pie 

a movie about sex. the movie itself is softcore porn.
I watched American Pie and jacked off to Nadia's titties in that one part.
american pie by kaci November 26, 2004

american pie 

Name of a song by Don Mclean. The song was named after an airplane that crashed while Buddy Holly was on it.
Bye bye miss American Pie drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry and good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye singing this will be the day that I die...
american pie by anonymous April 10, 2004

American Pie 

1. The Reason I'm so disappointed in highschool

2. For 7th graders whos parents blocked porn on the internet so they watch American Pie instead...
1. American Pie made me think High school was extremely organized from social groups to party's with dick games. Little did I know how much it sucks....

2. Lets go watch American Pie book of love I'll bring the tissues you get the lotion.
American Pie by Burgman123 October 26, 2011

American pig 

A white male U.S. citizen who concurrently possesses all or one of the following characteristics:

1) Overweight.
2) HS diploma, GED or online degree.
2) Over-employed.
3) Borrows or spends more than he can afford.
4) Doesn't think before he speaks.
5) Drives a gas-guzzling vehicle.
7) Ignorant of world news & other cultures.
8) Produces Neanderthal offspring with ADD.

Bottom Line: Thinks that because of the fact that he a an American, that he is automatically No.1, "The Shit."
There are a lot of American pigs in my state.

"I only know what I know, then I say what I don't know because I'm a "Real American Asshole." I'm leach on society and am an over-employed, ungrateful slob. Go USA on dose other countries." (While Rome is burning.)
American pig by Chowderhead34 August 14, 2011

american pie 

#1: A song by Don McLean. It's a vague history of Rock starting with the death of Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper and some other person I can't remember right now and ending with the introduction of the Rolling Stones (Mick Jagger is known as Satan in the song, "...And Satan on the sideline in a cast" refers to an injury Mick had). It is believed that the name of the song came from the airplane that crashed but in reality the plane could only be identified by it's aircraft pin number, it had no name and never was named. The title of the song is therefore truely unknown.

#2: A movie about teenagers who want to loose their virginity. It is a very quotable movie, for example "I did my fair share of... masturbating in my days, I used to call it stroking the salami. You know your Uncle Herman used to pet the one-eyed snake five, six times a day." Even the weird guy gets laid in the end but he does it with someone's mom, hence the playing of Simon and Garfunkel's "Mrs. Robinson" as the scene cuts out to the next person.
1. American Pie is as easy to sing as pie.

2. We should pull an American Pie one of these days and see who's the last person left out of the bed.
american pie by Sid Barrett August 3, 2007

American pig 

A slang term to discribe a middle-aged white American citizen who loves beer, trash TV, war, and is usually intolerant of other people's traditions and cultures. See also: Redneck
Those American pigs want to start a war with every other country in the world.
American pig by Anonymous June 14, 2003