White trash pet

An predominately untamed, historically outdoors creature which is kept indoors as a pet.

Dave has a litter of racoons in his house. He's keeping them as white trash pets. Hopefully, the DNR doesn't catch wind.

by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011

White trash satisfaction

Overall content with one's life of being white, trashy, and overweight.

My husband told me that he had white trash satisfaction with us being fat.

by Chowderhead34 July 22, 2011

White trash shower

Washing one's hair in the kitchen sink before going to work instead of taking their fat fuckin' carcass and getting in the shower like normal people.

I gotta get ready for work and then take a white trash shower.

by Chowderhead34 July 22, 2011

White trash cooking

Preparing alternative, disgustingly fattening meals to pizza and McDonald's, when your money is low from having been eating out all the time.

This process involves using idiotic words and phrases - in combination with: a rolling pin, a mallet, a strainer, cheese, a microwave, salt, pepper, and sauce.

White trash cooking example:

"What ma wayf did was:

1)Cullied it on the counter.
2)Mashed it into a trepiditious paste.
3)Fermented it into a milky sauce.

4)Popped it into the microwave and then melted cheese on it until it was nice and gooey.

Then we sprinkled salt and pepper on top of it. After supper, we went out to Dairy Queen."

by Chowderhead34 July 29, 2011

White trash dinner

A McDonald's #4 supersized with a Coke. Ordered and eaten EVERY night after work.

I'm gonna hava me a white trash dinner tonight that allows me to get maw fatta. Make sure you tell them "#4 supersized with a Coke."

by Chowderhead34 July 22, 2011

White trash conversation

Shouting back and forth in a crass manner amongst one another within short distances of 5-10 feet, and repetitively saying, "Whaa?" The signifance or efficacy of the conversation is essentially eroded, washing down into a social state of Neanderthalism.

Stacey and her sister had a 15-minute white trash conversation at the new but piece of shit house. They were trying to make important decisions of productivity, each less than 10 feet away, and were still shouting, "Whaa?"

by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011

White trash hospitality

When someone doesn't take their shoes off when walking into an apartment or house.

Jim really shows his guests white trash hospitality by walking around his house with his dirty work boots.

by Chowderhead34 July 22, 2011