Chowderhead34's definitions

Pig

A police officer who is literally a pig in body, mind, and spirit:

1) Uneducated
2) Waddles

3) Slow in thought

4) Fat
5) Grunts in syllables
6) Territorial
7) Eats salty junk food

Person 1: "A cop pulled me over yesterday and gave me a ticket."

Person 2: "Was he a pig?"

by Chowderhead34 July 24, 2011

White trash cooking

Preparing alternative, disgustingly fattening meals to pizza and McDonald's, when your money is low from having been eating out all the time.

This process involves using idiotic words and phrases - in combination with: a rolling pin, a mallet, a strainer, cheese, a microwave, salt, pepper, and sauce.

White trash cooking example:

"What ma wayf did was:

1)Cullied it on the counter.
2)Mashed it into a trepiditious paste.
3)Fermented it into a milky sauce.

4)Popped it into the microwave and then melted cheese on it until it was nice and gooey.

Then we sprinkled salt and pepper on top of it. After supper, we went out to Dairy Queen."

by Chowderhead34 July 29, 2011

White trash conversation

Shouting back and forth in a crass manner amongst one another within short distances of 5-10 feet, and repetitively saying, "Whaa?" The signifance or efficacy of the conversation is essentially eroded, washing down into a social state of Neanderthalism.

Stacey and her sister had a 15-minute white trash conversation at the new but piece of shit house. They were trying to make important decisions of productivity, each less than 10 feet away, and were still shouting, "Whaa?"

by Chowderhead34 July 24, 2011

White trash hospitality

When someone doesn't take their shoes off when walking into an apartment or house.

Jim really shows his guests white trash hospitality by walking around his house with his dirty work boots.

by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011

White trash dinner

A McDonald's #4 supersized with a Coke. Ordered and eaten EVERY night after work.

I'm gonna hava me a white trash dinner tonight that allows me to get maw fatta. Make sure you tell them "#4 supersized with a Coke."

by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011

White trash shower

Washing one's hair in the kitchen sink before going to work instead of taking their fat fuckin' carcass and getting in the shower like normal people.

I gotta get ready for work and then take a white trash shower.

by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011

You don't talk to ma wife like dat

A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:

1)male
2)white
3)weak

4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal

Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"

Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."

by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011