2. Everyone in the world wants to be like Amer.
'i wish i ws amer'
'amer is such a pimp'
'that guy is such an amer'
"OOooohhh I sweated through my cashmere Armani tee. I'll just burn it and buy 5 new ones." #MLIA(mer)
"I have been to every single one of the top ten dance clubs in the world" #MLIA(mer)
"I don't like to fuck easy girls because I can have whoever I want. I like to fuck a girl who isn't into that sort of thing." #MLI(mer)
"Amer has enough money to lease a Mercedes Benz and pay the atrocious monthly parking fees and insurance on said car, so it's probably nearly a fair trade off for lacking the qualities of a decent human being of substance."
"Hey man, Amer has been jacking off for the past 9 hours while watching that stupid game of soccer, WTF."
"Dude did you see Amer today?"
"Wait, who is that again?"