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When a female has performed oral sex on a male and does not remember the experience. Even after presented with evidence she denies ever performing the act. Must not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Dick and Jane were in a long term relationship. But one day Jane went over to John's house and gave him head. John told Dick, and Dick confronted Jane. Jane refused to believe or admit that she gave John oral. Jane has been diagnosed with Cock Amnesia.
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| 2. | Babesia | ||
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A forgetful baby (lover). Baby who has amnesia. Mikkies said to Stewie, "Baby is having babesia again. Did you forget the keys?"
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| 3. | Forgetful Lucy Day | ||
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Forgetful Lucy Day is celebrated every October 13th, in honor of the date on which Lucy Whitmore had her terrible car accident. From the film "50 First Dates", Lucy Whitmore (Drew Barrymore) now lives out every day believing that it is still October 13th. Couples and friends can celebrate Forgetful Lucy Day by pretending they've never met before, buying a pineapple, watching "50 First Dates", and sending each other walrus-themed cards. Darren - Good morning babes, Happy Forgetful Lucy Day!
Geraldine - AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Who are you and what are you doing in my bed!!!!!!!! |
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