ambimitrous 

Showing no particular preference out of the rival yeast spreads Vegemite (Australia) and Marmite (New Zealand).

"I hope you don't mind? We've only got Vegemite."

"It's okay, I'm ambimitrous."

ambimitrous by The Sharn King August 21, 2011

ambimastrous 

Ambidextrous masturbation.
Able to masturbate with either hand.

"I just broke my hand during practice, good thing I'm ambimastrous!"

ambimastrous by dogmar. October 28, 2003

ambidixtrous 

A man who can pack his package left or right.

Yesterday his Speedo's bulged on the left, and now they buldge on the right. Oh yeah, he's ambidixtrous.

ambidixtrous by mr. packer June 25, 2009

ambipetrous 

When one loves both cats and dogs.

I have a cat, but I don't mind dogs. I'm ambipetrous,

ambipetrous by SuburbanWino November 12, 2015

ambidixtrous 

A man who can jerk off with either hand.

Carl broke his right hand spanking the monkey, but that won't stop him. He's ambidixtrous.

ambidixtrous by DirTSanChez May 13, 2005

ambidixtrous 

a man whose dick will go either way... a bisexual man

"Fred likes to have sex with men *and* women?"
"Yeah, he's ambidixtrous."

ambidixtrous by Lisa January 30, 2004

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004