ambijaxtrous 

The ability to jack off equally well with one's left and right hands. A play on the word "ambidextrous."

Cal- I can only jack off with my right hand.

Zach- Really? I can do it with both. I'm ambijaxtrous, bitch!

Cal- So lucky!!

ambijaxtrous by Lefty Stroker December 25, 2010

ambimastrous 

Ambidextrous masturbation.
Able to masturbate with either hand.

"I just broke my hand during practice, good thing I'm ambimastrous!"

ambimastrous by dogmar. October 28, 2003

ambifapstrous 

The ability to masturbate with both hands.

"So, John, which arm do you use to fap?"
"Both, I'm ambifapstrous"

ambifapstrous by Trevor89 August 4, 2015

ambifapstrous 

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hit in the five knuckle shuffle.

Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.
Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.
Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.

ambifapstrous by Rhiever June 27, 2009

ambidabstrous 

A person who dabs on both sides

I dab on both my left and right side, so I am ambidabstrous

ambidabstrous by fresh_and_clean August 6, 2016

ambijaxterous 

Able to masturbate with both hands

I just broke my right rist. Lucky for me, i'm ambijaxterous!

ambijaxterous by Adam F T Mills October 18, 2007

Ambijaxtrous 

Ambijaxtrous: (adj.) having the ability to jack off with either left or right hand.

After breaking my right arm, I discovered that I was ambijaxtrous.

Ambijaxtrous by Wordiologist May 5, 2016