ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrousexual by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009

Ambisexterous 

Bi-Sexual, being attracted to both sexes.

'He's not gay...He's ambisexterous.'

Ambisexterous by Breach September 28, 2012

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003

ambitexterous

The ability to easily and effectively text message on two cell phones with different keyboards, normal and the Qwerty.

"Kendra showed off her ambitexterous abilities texting away on both her work and private cell phones simultaneously."

ambitexterous by angavin February 15, 2010

ambidexterous 

Someone who can write with both right and left hands

I am ambidexterous. I can write with both right and left hands.

ambidexterous by Lornapie July 29, 2005

Ambidextrous

The ability to use both hands with equal proficiency.

"I'll can beat you with with both of my hands because I am ambidextrous."

"Don't be relieved because Billy has a gun in his left hand, he can still bust a cap in yo ass because he's ambidextrous"

Ambidextrous by Mark November 10, 2003