Amber Jack 

When you turn your dick a vibrant shade of orange from sitting around all day watching porn, jacking off and eating bags of Cheetos.

I think it's permanently orange now braaaaahhh. I've don't nothing but amber jack all spring break.

Amber Jack by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

afterjack

A small amount of semen released a short time after one masturbates.

One masturbates and goes about his business. Then a few minutes (roughly 5-15) later a small drop of batch drips out of the relaxing penis. A nuisance because it dampens the boxers/briefs.

John: "Ahh F!"
Pete: "What?"
John: "I just got some afterjack in my drawers."
Pete: "Hate it when that happens."

afterjack by Brainstorm April 5, 2009

abernacky

Pirate slang for a noob.

Macie, you're such an abernacky

abernacky by wantsome December 7, 2006

ambergaskins 

Ambergaskins in a viral infection, most commonly spread through contact with the urine of an infected individual. The disease can also be spread through sexual intercourse. The infected will be affected by the following symptoms:

-Instant regret
-Depression
-Lightheaded
-Night sweats
-Chills
-Fever
-Muscular pain
-Diarrhea
-Inability to maintain an erection
-Uncontrollable, and frequent bowl movements
-Bloating

If infected it's best to isolate yourself from human contact for at least 72 hours, because no one will ever forgive you for passing on the Ambergaskins to them. Most of the time, the disease will have subsided and you will not experience anymore side effects, unless of course you are reunited with the Ambergaskins once more.

However, there are certain individuals who will become permanent carriers of the Ambergaskins virus. Prolonged sexual contact (i.e. longer than one year) with someone who suffers from Ambergaskins can make you permanently infected, subjecting yourself to endless ridicule, and regret for the rest of your life.

You: Hmm, the bed is all wet again. Was that from your water bottle?
Her: Noo...
You: Sweet jesus fuck, you pissed the bed! I'm going to get the Ambergaskins!

ambergaskins by Puma89 March 11, 2008

anderjack 

When a transvestite cave-woman has a penis too, and another notices it playing with itself.

"What is that disgusting transvestite cave woman doing?"

"She play. Anderjack."

And her jack.

anderjack by crapjack January 1, 2012

ambijackstrous

Adjective; the ability to masturbate with either hand

John broke his right hand, but he didn't miss a beat becauae he was ambijackstrous.

ambijackstrous by brokenbradley March 26, 2016