A condition that affects MMORPG gamers in which they re-roll new characters whenever they reach the 40 to 50 level range. This is usually due to the player not finding the endgame enjoyable and the player having the urge to continue to play the game as opposed to growing bored of it due to a high level character.

I'm simply in no hurry to bring my character to a point where I no longer really enjoy it. Due to Altoholism I roll new characters every time I get into that mid forties/fifties range.

Altoholism by LJX November 30, 2005

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Rube Goldberg Alcoholism

Drunkenly setting a series of events in motion that ends in tragedy.

"How did the fire start?"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"

Rube Goldberg Alcoholism by Bourbonsauce January 21, 2010

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Alcoholism

The only disease which people can be yelled at/criticized for.

Alcoholism
You may here someone yell "Damnit, you're an alcoholic!" but you'll never here someone say "Damn you, you have Cancer!"

Alcoholism by Kazera August 22, 2006

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altaholic

Someone who can not focus on just one character in an online game, usually known as their main. These people have many "alt"ernate characters.

"Ravenya is an Altaholic, because he has more toons then his age."
"If MacAllister and Unstable make one more Alt, we are going to have them put in Altaholics Anonymouse."

altaholic by Caimbeul July 29, 2008

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