alt bro 

A rare lifestyle that combines some elements of being a bro (drinking beer, getting it in) with elements of being a hipster (listens to Bon Iver, stares out of windows while writing philosophy papers) with biddie moments mixed in (complains about not having enough boys' attention).

Friend 1: So these guys have been paying too much attention to me...
Friend 2: God you're such a biddie!
Friend 1: No! I'm not a biddie, I'm a bro! I like to drink beer in shower stalls and stuff like that.
Friend 2: "Cough Cough" Biddie
Friend 1: Whatever, I'm going to listen to some obscure bands while writing this paper about life and stuff. Afterwards I will go smoke and maybe reblog some upside down black and white photos.
Friend 2: Hipster!
Friend 1: I'm not a hipster or a biddie! I'm a bro!
Friend 2: Shut up biddie.
Friend 1: Guys, I am an alt bro.
Friend 2: Whatever, that's not even a real thing...
Friend 1: Time to go make out with some boys!

alt bro by DenL April 29, 2012

Alt-Bro 

A woke alternative to the traditional "bro". One who is in touch with his feelings, cares about others, yet one who wears snap-backs and frequently used terms like "dude". Adheres to the Alt-Bro Code.

"He's not your typical guy, more like alt-bro or something... Kinda weird, but in a good way."

Dude 1: "Hey, get some veggies in ya."
Dude 2: "Stop being such an Alt-Bro!"
Dude 1: "I just care about ya, buddy."

Dude: "Where do you work?"
Alt-Bro: "I just go where my heart takes me."
Dude: "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Read more: Alt-Bro Code

Alt-Bro by Lunchboxfever December 14, 2019

Alt-Bro 

Alternative Bro

An Alt-Bro is much like the Dave Matthews listening, sandal wearing Bro of the 90's, only wears tight pants, and only alternative music.

Alt-Bro by Weavs January 15, 2009

Alt-Bro Code 

The Code by which every Alt-Bro must live. A philosophy based on the logic of setting bowling lane bumpers, and empowering others to bang around, within the provided constraints.

The 4 Bromandments:

1. Be curious
2. Be accepting
3. Be woke
4. Be inclusive

Commonly Heard Alt-Broisms:

"All bromandments are equally important."

"Sometimes you don't need to give an answer, just listen."

"Healthy inside, healthy outside."

"Be simple, without being plain."

"You bought the ticket, you take the ride."

(Alt-Bro Code)

Alt-Bro Code by Lunchboxfever October 1, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008