A rare lifestyle that combines
some elements of being
a bro (drinking beer, getting it in) with elements of being
(listens to Bon Iver, stares out of windows while writing philosophy papers) with biddie moments mixed in (complains about not having enough
1: So these guys have been paying too much attention
2: God you're such a biddie!
1: No! I'm not a biddie, I'm a bro! I like
beer in shower
stalls and stuff like
2: "Cough Cough" Biddie
1: Whatever, I'm going to listen to some obscure bands while writing this paper
about life and stuff. Afterwards I will go smoke
reblog some upside down black and white photos.
1: I'm not a hipster
or a biddie! I'm a bro!
1: Guys, I am an alt bro.
2: Whatever, that's not even
a real thing...
1: Time to go make out with some boys!