2 definitions by Lunchboxfever
A woke alternative to the traditional "bro". One who is in touch with his feelings, cares about others, yet one who wears snap-backs and frequently used terms like "dude". Adheres to the Alt-Bro Code.
"He's not your typical guy, more like alt-bro or something... Kinda weird, but in a good way."
Dude 1: "Hey, get some veggies in ya."
Dude 2: "Stop being such an Alt-Bro!"
Dude 1: "I just care about ya, buddy."
Dude: "Where do you work?"
Alt-Bro: "I just go where my heart takes me."
Dude: "I have no idea what you're talking about."
Read more: Alt-Bro Code
Dude 1: "Hey, get some veggies in ya."
Dude 2: "Stop being such an Alt-Bro!"
Dude 1: "I just care about ya, buddy."
Dude: "Where do you work?"
Alt-Bro: "I just go where my heart takes me."
Dude: "I have no idea what you're talking about."
Read more: Alt-Bro Code
by Lunchboxfever December 14, 2019
The Code by which every Alt-Bro must live. A philosophy based on the logic of setting bowling lane bumpers, and empowering others to bang around, within the provided constraints.
The 4 Bromandments:
1. Be curious
2. Be accepting
3. Be woke
4. Be inclusive
The 4 Bromandments:
1. Be curious
2. Be accepting
3. Be woke
4. Be inclusive
Commonly Heard Alt-Broisms:
"All bromandments are equally important."
"Sometimes you don't need to give an answer, just listen."
"Healthy inside, healthy outside."
"Be simple, without being plain."
"You bought the ticket, you take the ride."
(Alt-Bro Code)
"All bromandments are equally important."
"Sometimes you don't need to give an answer, just listen."
"Healthy inside, healthy outside."
"Be simple, without being plain."
"You bought the ticket, you take the ride."
(Alt-Bro Code)
by Lunchboxfever October 1, 2019