Rectal Alpinist 

A derogatory term for a male homosexual mostly used as an insult or to occasionally describe a person who does all kinds of favors for their supervisor/CEO within or outside of the company in exchange for benefits on their job.

I've never seen John talking to girls or mentioning them but I've seen him eyeing Mark. He has to be a rectal alpinist.

Andrew got promoted to a product manager position for babysitting CEO's kids and for supporting a new company's marketing management plan although everyone else was against it. He is such a rectal alpinist.

Rectal Alpinist by JiForce January 4, 2022

alpinestars 

An Italian brand of ultra cool motorcycle & motorsport clothing ranging from leather jackets, suits, gloves, boots, moto X apparel as well as autoracing suits.

It is often worn by riders who like to pose and look the part rather than those who will part more wisely with their cash.

Alpinestars is worn by riders such as

Nicky Hayden
Kenny Roberts
John Hopkins
Casey Stoner
Carlos Checa
Toni Elias

Nori Haga
Troy Corser
Karl Muggeridge

Alpinestars - Racing ahead

alpinestars by Titot Prayoga November 16, 2006

Alvinist

An Alvanist is a person who subscribes to the theory that Alvin the chipmunk is receiving the best head. Because the entire theory is based on the subjective observation that Alvin's female is the most attractive and skilled (at giving head), it is regarded by most chipmunkist intellectuals as shallow and uninformed. Many also associate alvinists as being normies, as their theory is the most common or widespread, and holds the general public bias.

The alvinists were laughing at big chungus memes on their way to area 51.

Alvinist by tedlywinks September 19, 2019

Alvinist

The Alvinist group tends to be split up into two groups; The normies Alvinists and the intellectual Alvinists. Many Theodorians and Simonists believe that Alvinists are normies due to the common belief that their main argument is that Brittany is the most experienced out of the chipettes therefore give the best head. However, this is the argument of the normie Alvinists. The intellectual Alvinist's argument is that due to Alvin clearly being the most popular chipmunk, he obviously gets the most head and sexual intercourse. Due to this he has been desensitised and for him to making such an expression and to be clutching onto the couch for dear life it shows that this must be the best head he has ever received, which for a chipmunk with so much experience and desensitisation is very rare and clearly shows that he is in fact receiving the best head.

P1: He's an Alvinist, what a normie.
P2: No, thats an intellectual Alvinist his arguments are much more sufficient.

Alvinist by quadrum September 24, 2019

Alvinist

Typically used to describe a person who thinks that Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks is getting the best head, however, it may be used as a derogatory term meaning "fool", "idiot", or "dumbass".

"Why is that kid drinking from the toilet?"
"Don't pay attention to him, he's an Alvinist."

Alvinist by Theodorian September 20, 2019