The alphabreast is the girl with the biggest breasts at any given event------------
Look at the size of Kristins bombs!!!! She is easily the alphabreast at this birthday party
by madFiore February 4, 2011
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System of organization based upon the size and quality of ones breasts; often used to convey femine dominance but can also be used non-gender specific.
Those women are standing in alphabreastical order.
by lenabena44 October 29, 2008
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