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Alpha Dork 

a term used to describe the dominant dork among a group of dorks.
Among the group of short-wave radio hobbyists, John obnoxiously exerted his status as the ALPHA DORK among his peers, frequently swooping in to interrupt conversations with indecipherable lingo, especially as outsiders attempted to strike up conversations among his female peers.
Alpha Dork by beatpedal April 19, 2009
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alpha dork 

The nerd that usually walks over other nerds in their geek squad. The alpha dork usually has more eye catching things about them such as tattoos or possibly muscles to distinguish themself from the stereotypical nerds that spend all their time with a book over their face.
The alpha dork was the one that acted as the portal to the outside world for the other nerds in his group. He/she was the one that knew everything there was the one that knew everything there was to know about the opposite sex, sports, cars, weapons, violence and other alpha shit that the other nerds couldn't study/learn from reading a book, so he was the one they thought was their MVN their most valuable nerd. Kind of like their leader.
alpha dork by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

AlphaDarkTechno 

The darkness that is within the mina technos. There is no other dark creature that can mess with his darkness. His techno confuses his opponents.

Strengths:

Darkness
Techno

Loving the Cohan

Developing Music

Weaknesses:

The LIGHT@@!
AlphaDarkMinaTechno is AlphaDarkTechno.
AlphaDarkTechno by Meziel January 12, 2019

alphadarktechno 

The Darkest Beast that one would see in the shadows. He defeats all creatures that lure at night. He is a disciple to his techno. The chance to see this beast is on a windows or linux computer. Be ware of the techno.

Strengths:

Techno

Darkness

Loving the Cohan
Owning the Mikey

Weaknesses:

The Light@!!@!@!@!
I am the AlphaDarkTechno and they call me AlphaDarkminaenaTechnoo!!!!!
alphadarktechno by Meziel January 12, 2019

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026