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1.
a term used to describe the dominant dork among a group of dorks.
Among the group of short-wave radio hobbyists, John obnoxiously exerted his status as the ALPHA DORK among his peers, frequently swooping in to interrupt conversations with indecipherable lingo, especially as outsiders attempted to strike up conversations among his female peers.
by beatpedal April 19, 2009